100 Things I dislike
1. How they always use "Your're the voice" by John Farnham for election ads (This only really applies to those living in the land of Australia)
2.That stupid Josh Groban song, "You Raised Me Up," which every aspiring singer on TV apparently must try to reproduce/cover. It was a crappy song to begin with , so what exactly are you attempting to achieve.
3. The word "indie" or the music genre "indie".
4.Elevator doors that close slowly.
5.WhEnN PeOple TyPe lIkE ThIS
6.Days that start out sunny and go cloudy , especially when your at the beach soaking up the sun.
7. Bad covers of good songs , completely destroying what was once a piece of art
8. How Australian idol or any other 'idol shows' that keep on reappearing every year , there has been like 6 seasons I am pretty sure there isnt anymore talent out there!
9.People who attempt to do an accent but fail miserably. I am pretty sure that I do this all the time!
10. People who think they are really good at something but really they are not. I just feel sorry for that person
11. How holidays always manage to go too quickly , a sad but true fact of life.
12. Eating too much of one type of food
13. Days when you are really bored and you can't think of anything you can do!
14. When someone tells a really bad joke and you have to pretend to laugh
15. The song "shake it" by metrostation which still manages to be on my ipod from year 7. I actually decided to delete it today!
16. One word : school or work for that matter. Wait thats more than one word...oops
17.When you get on the bus and the bus drivers give you a massive lecture about forgeting your bus pass or not having the correct fare. No one is perfect!
18. Waking up early , especially when you went to bed late.
19.People who only like certain songs or artists because they are considered "cool" or "hip".
20. The word hip or groovy!
21.Those glasses with the thick rim that "arty" people tend to wear or people who attempt to be arty! I especially hate those people who go to a 3D cinema and receive the 3D glasses and decided to pop the lenses out so they can avoid having to purchase the proper glasses. Stop trying to look like Buddy Holly!
22.People who make up their owns words like abso-toodle-utely or manabananabulimicchick.
23. People who get angry when you use their made up words , well I am sorry but it isnt my fault that you always use your made up words thus brainwashing me to use them.
24. People who quote other people or themselves because they think it is funny.
25. The Black Eyes Peas. I wouldnt even consider their "music" , music.
26.Slow computers or slow internet.I am a victim to this abuse!
27. Rainy or cold days in summer and hot and sunny days in winter. We have seasons for a reason!
28. People who care too much about the appearance. You are what you are , stop trying to be something you are not.
29. People who own a record player , yes I will admit I am one of these people.
30. Pretending to like something when really you hate it.
31. How if the temperature goes below 17 degrees everyone seems to be wearing scarfs and winter clothes.
32.People who think Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is the longest english word WRONG! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is! Dude get it right!
33. When your ipod runs out of battery at the worst possible time i.e when you are just getting on a bus
34.When someone forgets it is your birthday! and how it is also massively awkward when they finally realise that it is your birthday.
35. People who have never heard of the beatles or have never heard a beatles songs. I suppose there are only few people living in this place we call Earth who are effected by this one...
36. This list! Man I sound so cynical , but this stuff just has to be said?
37. People who think myspace is better than facebook or even worse bebo is the best of all! The same goes for shitty formspring and twitter.
38. People who can quote things from movies or TV shows. I just don't know how people can memorise an entire dialouge from a movie.
39. People who write a list of their friends on their myspace or facebook , I mean is this trying to prove how popular you are or what?......insecure.....
40. Talk back radio , get out town...no one wants to hear your crappy view on life! then again I can't exactly talk this entire page is dedicated to my shitty opinions.
41. The term OMG , OMFG , LOL and K. If you are going to speak English you might as well do it right.
42.I hate it how I rely on computers/phone so much! Sometimes I wish SOME aspects of techonlogy didn't exist..big ask I know.
43. Running out of credit , happens to me every month!
44.When someone "accidently" yells in your ear or breaths really heavily in your ear.
45. Twilight! The books and the movies make me sick!
46. People who put their msn status as busy or out to lunch , why are you on msn if you are out or busy? Why don't you do everyone a favour and just log off.
47. People who actually try and look good when they come to school. Who are you trying to impress and how can you be fucked?
48.Awkward silences , especially if they go for longer than 30 seconds and you have nothing to say or you can't think of anything to say. Then as a last resort you say something completely stupid and you sound like a total idiot. Sounds familar?
49. 5 gum , I dont see how it is any different to any other type of gum. Why dont you go out and buy some 99c gum and save some money. 5 gum is like the designer gum of the gum industry.
50. Pens that don't worked or did work but decided not to especially in the middle of a test when you can't ask for another one.
51. Having cold feet or hands. It is even worse when only one hand is cold , most messed up thing ever!
52. Meeting up with someone and they are late! and they don't bother calling or texting.
53.Singing too loudly and everyone stares at you , especially when you are like me and you can't sing for shit.
54. Going to the movies and seeing a sad movie and others people in the cinema start crying. Bad personal experience.....'My Sister's Keeper' , you get the idea.
55. Not being able to think of anything else to add to this list.
56. Having maths first period or last perid!
57. People who ask you "does my hair look okay?" or "is this outfit okay?" I never know what to say! It just makes everything extremely awkward.
58. When you get a present from someone and even if you like it your reaction always looks so fake
59. Doing speeches
60. Listening to speeches!
61. The IB program!!!!!! I think everyone who has to go through this torture will agree with me MOST POINTLESS THING EVER!
62.Year 7s who block the corridors! or year 8s.
63. People who own designer pencil cases or judge people by the type of designer pencil case they have. I am quite happy with my $3 woolworths pencil case thank you very much.
64. When you eat too many freddos frogs in one day!
65. Having braces
66. Having braces and food gets stuck in your teeth and someone tells you that you have food stuck in your teeth and you have to tell them that you know and you really you couldnt be stuffed to "clean" your braces outand then they get all offended by the food in your braces.
67.When people state the obvious! example : Girls moblie phone is stolen and her friend says that sucks!. well of course it sucks!
68.People who use the term "tut tut"!
69. When you receive a text from someone and you cant understand what it says because it is unreadable!
70. Songs with lyrics that are trying to be all meaniful example: We are the people by Empire of the sun or Forever Young by Youth Group
71. Parents who ask you to clean your room one too many times.
72. Songs that are meant to make you feel good about yourself such as "Dont worry be happy", it is just so fake!
73.People who are too happy all the time!
74. Listening to 80s music ,especially 80s rock. I can't stand those guitar or sax solos.
75. People who eat ice creams in winter or hot chocolates in summer. Doesn't make any sense!
76.Forgetting that it is mufti day and turning up to school in school uniform
77. Forgetting that we have changed to summmer unifrom and turning up to school in your winter unifrom.
78.Going on family holidays , yucky.
79. The 7.30 report on ABC!
80. How you never hear any music on the radio.How many songs do you play everyday? Like 1?
81. Falling out of bed in the middle of the night and yes it does happen to me too often!
82. Seeing an old friend and it is really awkward!
83. Remembering some cringy or cheesy moment and cringing. Just thinking about it now is making me feel sick inside.
84. people who think too much! or always except the worst possible situatition to occur.
85. People who say POINTLESS , RANDOM statements that make no sense and have no meaning. example: wow the sky is so blue or the grass is so green. YES WE KNOW!
86. People who still dont wear skinny jeans for whatever reason please please go out to the shops and buy some. NOW , go!
87. Doing something you regret!
88. I dont like people who ask to many questions , I think I am too independent.
89. Australian accents , yes we all have them , well most of us! and I hate Australian rap. try listening to the song "Nosebleed section" by Hilltop Hoods without cringing.
90. People who cry to much. example: Oh no! I stood on that ant Oh not it is dead cry cry. Man Up! , I am such a bitch.
91. I hate it when people expect you to make your bed, hate to break it to you but I havent made my bed in like 5 years and I do not plan to ANY time soon. Give up Mum!
92. People who answer questions with I dont know especially when they do know but they just cant be stuffed to tell you. I am one of these people hehe
93. People who use the phrase ahahahha or k on msn too much. I especially hate it when someone kills the conversation by using either of these phrases.
94. Seagulls who wont go away unless you fed them and you do and they come back! It is like a never ending cycle.
95.When teachers lock eyes with you and you dont know what to do. You just have to keep looking into their eyes.
96.People who still like charlies goes to candy mountain or whatever that youtube video was called. It was popular like decades ago , move on!
97. Slow songs that go for over 5 minutes or have annoyingly long intros.
98. When you over dress for some event and everyone else is wearing jeans!
99. People who want to live in some other decade because they think it is so cool/awesome. Stop living in the past..move on...
100. I hate it how this list has to end
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